Great Signs That Your Taxi Journey will be Interesting
- Driver repeats your destination v e r y s l o w l y with a deep level of uncertainty.
- Driver doesn't want to take you home. He wants to take you to a party in Geylang.
- You do actually live in Geylang and the driver thinks the party is at your place.
- After a few minutes of driving, you see a sign that says 'Changi Airport 2km'
- You get in the cab and the driver says "Ah!"
- Your driver is Steve Chia, James Gomez or any other opposition party candidate.
- Your driver says, ang moh ah ah, we go Clarke Quay izzit?
- Driver has an excessively good stereo system complete with amplifier and bass tubes in the back, and blasts out Hokkien top ten hits.
- Driver greets you with "Brake no work only han-brake got work OK or not?"
- The first thing the driver says is "I tell you ah! ..."
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